DO NOT scroll down.
No, I’m dead serious.
I mean it.
There is nothing here.
People actually get lost.
The only thing you will see,
is white text on a blackground.
I can promise you!
(Pretty sleek though, right?)
Okay. Now.
Jokes aside.
This page DOES have a purpose.
It’s meant to prove that it’s pretty easy.
To grab your attention, I mean.
In fact:
who am I to tell you WHAT to do?
Absolutely no one.
BUT.
If I tell you what NOT to do…
You’re like:
“Wait a second here.
Who does Mattia think he is…
… to tell me what NOT to do?
Let me do the exact opposite right now.”
Am I overspeaking?
Maybe.
But…
… do I still have you?
If I do…
you DID scroll down!
Even if I asked you not to.
Didn’t you?
And you keep reading now,
despite you know there’s NOTHING here.
Unless…
…unless maybe there isn’t?